Here's your guide to calorie-burning activities and calories burned per hour:
Beating around the bush 75
Making mountains out of mole hills 500
Jumping to conclusions 100
Swallowing your pride 50
Passing the buck 25
Throwing your weight around 50-300 (depending on your weight)
Dragging your heels 100
Pushing your luck 250
Hitting the nail on the head 50
Wading through paperwork 300
Bending over backwards 75
Jumping on the bandwagon 200
Balancing the books 200
Running in circles 350
Eating crow 225
Tooting your own horn 25
Climbing the ladder of success 750
Pulling out the stops 75
Adding fuel to the fire 160
Wrapping it up 12
Putting your foot in your mouth 300
Starting the ball rolling 90
Going over the edge 25
Picking up the pieces 350
Counting eggs before they hatch 6
Calling it quits 2

I really think this sounds like a plan I can work with. Thanks for the weight loss tips!!! LOL I have got to share this with friends. You have a great day, because you just made mine.
tealc666: you hit the nail on the head. When we get to the point where we no longer have any sense of humor, it is sad day and not worth living.

Yippee!! I just burned so many calories I think I will have that piece of cake now! Thanks for the laugh!

Cool - technically I just lost 5 pounds reading this!

this is just too much exercise for me to handel!

HAHAHAHA. This is cute!
If this really worked, I'd be a toothpick right now! I'm guilty of all of them.

HAHAHAHA! If all that could work, I might be skinny again!

I should be looking like Kate Moss or Nichole Richie in no time, if this really works! LOL

this is so funny except to people with no sense of humor in other words crabby old farts LOL

Like it, nicely done.

How cute, thanks for sharing!!

this isn't very nice and certainly not only senior citizens are guilty of doing these things.

that is not a funny joke as many people tends to gain weight when they retires