I want to lose 7lbs in a week, now give me a super diet!!!
I love fad diets and if you are giving me stupid advice on a balanced diet crap, then I will report you OK! Lets just make that clear!
Pill on the fads

Eating diets without fat I think you reduce still considerably.

Don't eat, be smart as and starve yourself. it works really well you loose as much weight as you want and as soon as you start eating again you stay at the same weight. its mean as i did it im 55 pounds now.

Wow, you're psycho. But anyways, drink a lot of coffee!!!! Every time you feel yourself getting hungry, drink coffee. Obviously it has caffeine, which helps to stimulate your metabolism. It is also a diuretic, which reduces water retention. I think it is a great appetite suppressant as well. At least for me.
*Oh, another thought. I've heard a lot about eating being an oral fixation (much like smoking). Sometimes it helps to replace that habit with something else. Try chewing gum to keep your mind occupied. Also, exercise exercise exercise!
***Laughing my *** off at Joe Does answer!!

You're an idiot for loving fad diets.....report that!
7lbs in a week, why don't you sew your mouth shut? that way you won't pig out on all the food you probably shovel into that pie hole!
EDIT: I actually have the perfect solution for you to lose some weight - jump off the side of a building and I promise you the week that you spend in hospital, you'll no doubt lose 7-10lbs.

if u wana lose weight at home without exercising......u can refer to this website
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The best quick and healthy way to lose weight is to eat everything in small portion. Read here more info about this method here http://quickanswer4you.googlepages.com
It helpd me to lose 10 kilos. Good luck!

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