I'm really fat and I want to get on a weight loss TV program so I can embarass myself in front of the whole nation. Are there any new diet shows auditioning huge heffers like me?

I saw this product called Acai Berry on Oprah the other week.. Looked like all the other diet scams, but I went for it and ordered a 14-day free trial from this site.. And guess what, it really works!! I'm so happy I've already lost weight, gotten more energy and my stomach is flatter than ever!