I found a GREAT one....it's called Unemployment!!
Stress+no food= weight loss!
Wahooooo, I can feel those pounds flying out my azz every time I fart!
Anybody need a good woman? =) I just do NOT do windows...sorry

The see food diet worked well for me.
I'll take you in a minute....... but if you have to fart, you better go in the other room! S O S!!!!!

ha ha, yes stress sure helps keep those pounds at bay.

New relationship sex weight loss plan..I need another one of those, it's about that time...or something.

I will pay you well, all I want is for you to "make me happy"...
Keep in mind you will still be losing weight , because of the energy this will require...xxx